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Why Is This Site The Best ? Because Its In The Beta Version Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus. What do you call a computer superhero? A Screen Saver How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants! Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Because the elephant isn't chicken! What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining elephants! How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike? Neither can play basketball! How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? Take away it's credit cards! What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way! How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck! What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants? On television! When do hamsters run away from rain? Answer: Click here When does a hamster take a bath? Answer: Click here What kind of a dam does a hamster build? Answer: Click here What Would You Get If You Crossed a Teacher With A Vampire ? Lots Of Blood Test ! _________________________________________________ What Do You Do With Crude Oil ? Teach It Manners... _______________________________________________ Theres No Point In Telling Someone A Joke With A Double Meaning They Would Not Understand Any Of Them _________________________________________________ Did You Hear About The Dentist Who Became A Brain Surgeon ? His Drill Slipped... _________________________________________________ Hairdresser: Would You Like A Hair Cut ? Boy: No, I Would Like Them All Cut Please _________________________________________________ What Did They Prove When A Steam Roller Ran Over A Fat Man ? That He Had Lots Of Guts _________________________________________________ First Boy: My Brother Said He Would Tell Me Everything He Knows ! Second Boy: He Must Have Been Silent ! _________________________________________________ What do u get when you cross a dog with a cat ? Answer: Click here _________________________________________________ You know when your pour when... Answer: Click here _________________________________________________ You also know your pour when... Answer: Click here _________________________________________________ how do u kill a blue elephant? a blue elephant gun! how do u kill a pink elephant ? hold its trunk till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun! why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out forest fires! why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out burning ducks! what do u call an elephant who is stomping out a burning duck? Smokey the elephant!!! what is Smokey the elephants middle name? the!!! why do elephants have short legs? from jumping out of trees! why shouldn't u go into the forest between 4-6pm because ull get hit by falling elephants! why are pig mes so short? because they went into the forest between 4-6 pm why cant elephants laugh? with all these stupid elephant jokes how could they! * sent by LLuke from the forum ! ______________________________________________________ 3 blondes where walking 1 stops and says" hey look racoon tracks" another says "no those are bear tracks" the 3rd one says " ur both wrong there bird tracks" 5 minutes later there dead on train tracks! *Sent by Luke ________________________________________________________ what do u get when u cross a porcupine with a balloon shop? Answer: Click here Sent By Anonymous |
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